This is a great list, that I may or may not have posted sometime in the distant past, but worth a repost and revisit.
These rules are a combination of tongue in cheek and straight up serious, making the perfect combination.
A few of my favorites:
- Free your mind and your legs will follow.
- It never gets easier, you just go faster
- The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
- Ditch the washer-nut and valve-stem cap
Obey the rules.