Have you ever noticed how sometimes all day Wednesday, you keep thinking it's Thursday? Then, the next day, when you're back to normal, you wonder why you don't think [...]

Another Carlin quote from my desk calendar:

The trouble with sitcoms is that every week it's the same group of [...]

Today's quote from my George Carlin desk calendar:Don't you hate it when a rock bank comes on stage and apparently the drummer has decided that somehow it's cool to wear a [...]