Former Heels QB might be a NFL quarterback after all. My friend Krishna, a big Ravens fan might be excited about this one too.

Ravens Will Give Durant a Shot

Looks like I may have seen my last Van Halen concert. I guess that’s one more than I really expected. As I thought before, EVH is the problem here, not Hagar.

Hagar Says He is ‘Done with Van Halen’

This woman’s such a scumbag. But yeah, I’ve wanted to know from the beginning of this all where you get a human finger from to setup such a hoax.

Big Question in Wendy’s Case: Where Did Finger Come From?

Man, you just don’t think anything like this will ever happen… people utilize mass transit every day and the things are on a fixed track. It’s so sad.

Train Slams Into Building in Japan, Killing 71

Man, I’m so glad they’re going to do a movie of Fox’s short-lived sci-fi/western show, “Firefly.” The trailer is supposed to show up Tuesday. I’ll post a link when it shows up, got this info on Saturday:

Hey guys.

I’m here on the official site, so that can only mean one thing: somebody finally told me my password! (Again.) It probably also means that I have some big-ass announcement or other. Well tops on the announcement list is this: after months of intensive yoga, i can finally touch my toes! (They feel round and bunion-y.)

But there’s more! I’m talkin’ movie news, peeps, so no more drumroll: Trailer. Serenity. Tuesday.

Yeah, kids, the haps is hap’nin’, and it runs thus: EXCLUSIVELY on Apple movie trailers (and linked through this site as well of course) will be a small, medium, large or FULLSCREEN trailer for Serenity the major motion movie. Yeah, THE trailer. And the following Friday said trailer hits theaters. Which theaters? Until I get confirmation you’ll have to guess, but I’m betting you can.

Now, here’s a word of warning: this trailer ain’t shy. If you’re looking to live totally spoiler-free, know that there’s plenty of key dialogue and images running through this bad boy. It’s pretty tasty, though, and it doesn’t give everything away. But close scrutiny will definitely learn you much of what’s to come. (Anakin TOTALLY goes evil.) It’s a nice piece to while away the time till September, and hopefully should intrigue th’ peeps that don’t have coats of brown.

The only thing more exciting than y’all finally seeing this was showing it to Nathan. Like a schoolboy giggled he.

Bye-ee!

Joss “You can’t take my toes from me” Whedon.

It’s good to see the old crew from TechTV’s “The Screen Savers” back together for this Podcast:

Revenge of the Screen Savers

Man, this dude did a hell of a job mocking up a nice looking 6th-gen Celica body kit:

Custom 6th Gen Celica Body

Man, it’s not unexpected, but it sucks ass nonetheless:

Felton, May, Williams Say They Will Go Pro Early